Love behind bars: Infamous Swedish cannibal hopes to marry vampire

Two infamous Swedish murderers, the "Skara Cannibal" and the "Vampire Woman," hope to get married, according to Expressen, a Swedish newspaper.

The couple met at their high-security psychiatric ward in eastern Sweden, the paper said, and flirted over Internet chat rooms.

”We got together on November 13th. 'Do you want to be my girlfriend?' he asked on MSN. Then we decided to get engaged, which we did on December 9th,” Michelle Gustafsson, aka the "Vampire Woman," told Expressen.

Gustafsson was convicted in 2010 of the stabbing death of a father of four in Stockholm, the paper said. She wrote chilling lyrics on her blog about killing people and posted pictures of herself dressed as a vampire with bloody lips.

Isakin Jonsson, known as the ”Skara Cannibal,” was convicted in March 2011 of killing of his girlfriend, Helle Christensen, a mother of five, Expressen said. After stabbing her to death and cutting off body parts, he ate some of them.

“I love Michelle. I have never met anyone like her. I would like to lead a non-criminal life,” Jonsson told Expressen.

It is unclear if the couple will be released anytime soon. According to the prison hospital, some inmates have been there for 20 years.

Even so, the couple hopes to live together at some point.

“We want to get to live together, keep dogs and spend time on our hobbies, piercing and tattoos,” Gustafsson told Expressen. 

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Sounds like a match made in Heaven...

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Reply#1 - Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:31 PM EST

I see a movie in the making already.. Twilight for the Lambs perhaps?

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#1.1 - Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:32 PM EST

Match made in Heaven ? Hell maybe. Yes a movie is possible.

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#1.2 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 12:44 AM EST

She can sink her fangs into his neck sipping his blood like champaigne, then he can chow down on her toes.... LOL

What bliss..... A pairing made in...... tha Twilight Zone. LOL

What a reality show they would make. Shussssh not giving anyone any ideas.

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#1.3 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 2:14 AM EST

I think oral sex would be troublesome for this pair.

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#1.4 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 4:36 AM EST

cheetah-822547, no kidding, the trust issues there must be extreme.

Check out a picture of these two, and their unfortunate victims: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2094724/Cannibal-ate-head-lover-proposes-Satan-worshipping-vampire-girlfriend-bars-psychiatric-unit.html

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#1.5 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 7:29 AM EST

uh, yeah...... just... yeah....

    #1.6 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 4:18 PM EST

    Cheetah, you are a hoot.... I can't seem to stop laughing out loudly.

    In the missionary posititon she sinks her fangs in his neck he bites off her ear....stalemate..... until next time....or until each heals which ever is not quicker.... LOL

      #1.7 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 10:33 PM EST
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      They want to keep dogs?! O_o

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      Reply#2 - Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:10 PM EST

      Those poor dogs.

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      #2.1 - Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:14 PM EST

      my thoughts exactly rose.

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      #2.2 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 1:30 AM EST

      Or more like do dogs want to be their 'best friends'?

      The only good thing for the dogs is that they have teeth...

      Hope they try the rothweiler or the pit bull.... cause them dogs are going to be on their guard and protect themselves..... LOL Or at least take turns sleeping or with one eye open.

      Mind you if I was one of those dogs, I would run away, or if I stay I definately would not eat or drink at home.... LOL

        #2.3 - Thu Feb 2, 2012 8:18 PM EST
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        Why do these freakshows have access to sane people on the interwebs? And why don't the authorities just lock them in a room with a knife, fork, and a bottle of hot sauce and let them go for it?

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        Reply#3 - Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:10 PM EST

        I see a pay-per-view in progress.

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        #3.1 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 1:31 AM EST

        @EROCK

        Sounds like an old George Carlin skit!

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        #3.2 - Thu Feb 2, 2012 8:14 AM EST
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        For a minute I thought I somehow landed on the Weekly World News site.

        • 6 votes
        Reply#4 - Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:12 PM EST

        Don't be slandering the WWN.

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        #4.1 - Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:43 PM EST
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        The movie couldn't be far off. Another Twilight series.

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        Reply#5 - Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:16 PM EST

        More of us whiteys' actin' crazy. Know what I'm sayin'?

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        Reply#6 - Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:22 PM EST

        Finally, a marriage that will not end in divorce. They both share exquite survival skills

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        Reply#7 - Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:23 PM EST

        Would be especially hard to divide their liquid assets.

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        #7.1 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 12:58 AM EST
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        Awwwwwwwww... How sweet. Except I'm concerned about the "keep dogs" bit.

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        Reply#8 - Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:58 PM EST

        "Keep dogs" like a Rancher "keeps cattle?" At least it isn't Soylent Green, I guess.

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        #8.1 - Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:00 PM EST
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        Yikes, I would wig out if they were released and moved in next door.

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        Reply#9 - Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:17 PM EST

        No Doubt!

        I wonder if they would have to go door to door like sex offenders?

          #9.1 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 1:32 AM EST
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          Ah, romance!

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          Reply#10 - Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:21 PM EST

          THEY MET ONLINE?!!!! HOLY @!$%#t...what's wrong with this picture?!!!

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          Reply#11 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 12:03 AM EST

          Interests:

          Dark clothing

          long walks in the dark

          "exotic foods"

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          #11.1 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 1:35 AM EST

          What's wrong is your reading comprehension, specifically the lack thereof:

          "The couple met at their high-security psychiatric ward in eastern Sweden"

            #11.2 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 5:29 PM EST

            Eugene: the rest of the line goes on to say "and flirted in an online chat room." I believe the concern is that these people have access to the internet at all. The criminally insane are generally not considered good penpals.

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            #11.3 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 10:15 PM EST

            Betty-301392: That's a concern I shared a few lines above. Also, that's not what he misrepresented. The story is out there enough, embellishment isn't at all necessary.

              #11.4 - Thu Feb 2, 2012 2:57 PM EST
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              It's truly a blessing!

                Reply#12 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 12:13 AM EST

                I say stick them both in a room and starve them. Then, once one of them kills the other for sustenance, lock the survivor up for the rest of his/her life so that they can live with a semblance of the pain they caused.

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                Reply#14 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 12:29 AM EST

                I think eating somebody should revoke your chance for parole forever, call me old fashion.

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                Reply#15 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 12:58 AM EST

                Right! We need to let these two convicted murders out of prison, let them team up and see what madness and mayhem they can create. I wonder how many ppl they will kill before being caught again? Also, maybe they will haev learned from their prisonn time. You know stuff like how to hide the bodies better... o.O DONT LET THEM OUT OF THERE.. DONT LET THEM GET TOGETHER, AND FOR GODs SAKE.. PULL THAT WOMANS TEETH! >.> His too! Damn people! >.<

                  Reply#16 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 1:16 AM EST

                  Don't let them out. Let them marry in prison and lock them away forever... in the same cell.

                    #16.1 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 2:02 AM EST
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                    The Addams Family becomes a reality show.

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                    Reply#17 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 1:22 AM EST

                    Love At First Bite ....

                    It's quite possible that the Skara Cannibal could someday have the Vampire Woman for dinner ... perhaps with a nice Merlot or Cabernet Sauvignon ?

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                    Reply#18 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 1:25 AM EST

                    Water seeks it's own level.

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                    Reply#19 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 1:28 AM EST

                    I wonder what their kids will be like.

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                    Reply#20 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 1:32 AM EST

                    what if they procreate?!!?!

                    • 4 votes
                    Reply#21 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 1:35 AM EST

                    Hannibal Lecter comes to mind!

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                    #21.1 - Thu Feb 2, 2012 8:16 AM EST
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                    Things that made me shiver:

                    1) Obviously for what crimes they committed.

                    2) They had access to the internet.

                    3) "It is unclear if the couple will be released anytime soon." <--- So... they would actually consider letting these two out?......

                    4) They want dogS... o_O

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                    Reply#22 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 1:38 AM EST

                    Wait, these kinds of people who live in insane asylums have access to the Internet??? Like, they can post on newsvine articles and make youtube comments?

                    NOW it all makes sense. Thanks world. I knew there was an explanation somewhere.

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                    Reply#23 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 1:41 AM EST

                    If only we could blame ALL of it on them...

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                    #23.1 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 2:05 AM EST
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                    At least they're more interesting than the Kardashians.

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                    Reply#24 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 1:45 AM EST

                    He wanted to have her over for dinner.

                    She just wanted to get a bite.

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                    Reply#25 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 1:47 AM EST

                    Dad, Mom sucks!

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                    Reply#26 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 1:52 AM EST
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