Medals for poets and painters? Not at this Olympics, but culture still key at London 2012

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The two sides of a gold medal made for the 1948 Olympic Games which were held in London. Medals for artistic achievement were first awarded at the 1912 Stockholm Games and continued until 1948.

LONDON -- A gold medal for poetry? How about one for singing, painting, etching, or even city planning? It might sound comical, but these were all once competitive Olympic events.

And the cultural side of the Olympics still continues with the London 2012 Festival of more than 12,000, mostly free events across the U.K.


Art, comedy, acrobatics, music, drama, film and fancy hats are all there for those in need of a little entertainment, artistic stimulation or simply a break from the sight of too much physical exertion.

It's just that they no longer hand out medals to those deemed to be the best.

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But Ruth Mackenzie, director of the Cultural Olympiad of which the London 2012 Festival is the main event, said they had thought about bringing back competition to the arts.

"We did actually look at it. The [London] mayor, Boris Johnson, ... was interested in this idea of reviving the medals," she told NBCNews.com.

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But she added the International Olympic Committee was "not enthusiastic and, I guess, in the end neither was I."

"Artists love winning prizes, but there isn't an Oscar for third-best female actress," she said.

'New audiences'
Mackenzie said London 2012 had sought to boost the amount of culture associated with the Games to more closely reflect the Olympic movement's three pillars of sports, arts and education.

"I view this as a chance really to aim high ... and introduce new audiences to new artists," she said.

She enthused about a whole string of the events, including concerts featuring the likes of Jay-Z and Rihanna and the River of Music event; the modern dance of U.S. choreographer Elizabeth Streb and company, who created a human waterfall in London's Trafalgar Square; more than 70 productions of works by Shakespeare in 40 languages; and U.S. artist Zach Lieberman's project to light up Hadrian's Wall with illuminated balloons.

Dikaia Chatziefstathiou, an expert on the Olympic movement and its history who is based at the U.K.'s Canterbury Christ Church University, told NBCNews.com that the cultural side of the Olympic movement was now "only at the periphery" because of the high profile of the sporting events. 

She praised the "extremely rich and diverse” program of events in London so far, but added that "on the negative side … still the average person in the street doesn't really know" what the Cultural Olympiad is all about.

The idea that the Games is about more than sport dates back to Ancient Greece -- when the best sculptors were honored -- and the founder of the modern Olympics, Pierre de Coubertin, she said.

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"It says a lot about Coubertin and how he understood aesthetics and how he valued the concept of beauty. He thought you can see beauty in sport and you can also see beauty in art, and those two shouldn't be separated, they should be linked," she said.

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Medals for artistic achievement were first awarded at the 1912 Stockholm Games and this continued until London 1948.

Team USA did particularly well at the 1932 Los Angeles Games, with three first prizes, four second prizes, one third prize and seven honorable mentions, according to page 764 of that event's official report. A watercolor entitled "Rodeo" -- pictured in the report -- by Lee Blair of the United States was among the winners.

Coubertin himself was one of the first artistic Olympians, Chatziefstathiou said.

"He wrote a poem called Ode au Sport [Ode to Sport] … in the 1912 Games. He submitted this poem with a pseudonym -- Georges Hohrod and Martin Eschbach, as if it was by two people -- and he won the gold medal," she said.

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London 2012 organizers posted a video on YouTube summarizing the kind of events being held at the festival.

One eye-catching artwork is the aMAZEme installation by Brazilian artists Marcos Saboya and Gualter Pupo at London's Southbank Centre, which is a maze made out of 250,000 books with walls of up to 8 feet high. The layout of the walls is based on the fingerprints of the late Argentinian writer Jorge Luis Borges.

Luke Scully / aMAZEme

The 'aMAZEme' installation at the Southbank Centre in London. "I think the arts is something so important for our evolution and for our life-meaning," Brazilian artist Marcos Saboya said.

Saboya told NBCNews.com that when the maze, which has a Facebook page, is dismantled the books will be given to the charity Oxfam to help tackle global poverty and disease.

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He said arts and the Olympics had been “always associated … since the beginning of the concept of the Olympics.”

“I think the arts is something so important for our evolution and for our life-meaning,” Saboya said, saying he hoped people visiting the installation would be inspired to read or reread some of the books.

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The London Hatwalk has seen famous statues in the city get a makeover. Lord Nelson in Trafalgar Square, William Shakespeare in Leicester Square and 18 other statues can all be seen wearing designs from sone of Britain's top milliners such as Stephen Jones and Philip Treacy.

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Beau Brummell's statue in London's Jermyn Street wears a new hat designed by Noel Stewart for 'Hatwalk' on July 30. Londoners and visitors have been invited to visit some of the U.K. capital's most iconic statues which are now adorned with bespoke head wear.

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"I can’t think of a better way to celebrate the heritage of British millinery and its contribution to our fair city than by dressing our most noble of statues, including our most heroic son, Nelson in creations dreamt up by our leading visionaries," London Mayor Boris Johnson said in a statement.

Many of the events are taking place outside London, including Prometheus Awakes by the Graeae Theatre Company and La Fura dels Baus in Stockton-on-Tees in northeast England Thursday.

Their version of the Greek myth about the human who stole the secret of fire from the gods promises the audience will "feel the earth move and the sky explode as a ten-meter-high (32 feet) Prometheus arises from the ground and creates fire and humanity in defiance of the God Zeus."

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Well, it the poets get a medal, how about the prose. Maybe the best author should get medal too. But none of this requires any physical skill. I know! We should make twitter an Olympic event. We could use a standard poem and measure the fastest tweet.

    Reply#1 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 8:01 AM EDT

    Great idea, but how would you pick the judges?

      #1.1 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 9:15 AM EDT

      Pick me! Pick me!

        #1.2 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 10:46 AM EDT

        Pick me! Pick me!

        said the nose to the finger.

        Everybody's doin' it

        doin' it

        doin' it

        Pickin' their nose and

        chewin' it

        chewin' it!

        How's that for poetry?

          #1.3 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 11:53 AM EDT

          It does too "require physical skill." Isn't your brain "physical?" And it requires concentration, focus, creativity and time. It's quite demanding--unless it's your bliss--and then there is no time. You are outside time. It's heaven on earth.

          • 2 votes
          #1.4 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 12:22 PM EDT

          "Cultural Competitions" have caused enough damage already. Lets stick with objective sports.

            #1.5 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 1:51 PM EDT

            Not an award winning entry, Bruce.

            Nevertheless I think you have potential.

            Work harder.

              #1.6 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 5:36 PM EDT

              Blame it all on Descartes and the schism he created with his mind-body dualism!

              • 1 vote
              #1.7 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 5:51 PM EDT

              M'Lady Pandora -

              Descartes made his thoughts plainly in Synopsis, but even this is based on St Thomas Aquinas.

              What he realy meant was "mind-body-separatism".

              Descartes is not very original.

                #1.8 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 8:44 PM EDT

                Poets and writers already have their own Olympiad. It's called the Nobel Prize.

                  #1.9 - Fri Aug 3, 2012 7:09 AM EDT

                  Mario, I don't necessarily relish being put in the position of defending Descartes, but Rene would probably turn over in his grave if he could hear your criticism. Some have called him "the father of modern philosophy" and "the father of analytical geometry" because his Cartesian coordinate system allowed the union of algebra and geometry. "Not very original"? The Scientific Revolution wouldn't have been the same without him.

                    #1.10 - Fri Aug 3, 2012 5:47 PM EDT
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                    There are a number of events that don't require much physical skill and some that don't even leave the performer struggling to catch their breath. Most of the shooting events come to mind as being not physically strenuous at all but do require a great deal of focus, talent and dedication. Some of the gymnastic events are more artistic than physical. I was going to say absolutely no to the idea of gold medal for writers and poets but considering that apparently they were once a part of the games helped me to be a little more open minded about it. Maybe a little more competition would be beneficial to authors to spur their creative side. A silly though: how cool would it be to pick up a book and instead of seeing an Oprah book club sticker on the top corner you'd see "Winner of the 2020 Olympic gold medal in satirical fiction." Publisher would love that too haha.

                      Reply#2 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 8:16 AM EDT

                      Torch on
                      Fields of gold,
                      Bought and sold
                      Of worlds made of canvas.
                      Silver lined clouds
                      Of skies renowned
                      Seeping sunlight
                      On skin made bronze.
                      Torch off.

                      O O O
                      _O O_

                      • 1 vote
                      Reply#3 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 8:52 AM EDT

                      Lightning from my paper,
                      Thunder from my pen!
                      High hurdles of phrases with deep meaning,
                      An ode to training at Webster's Gym.

                      I will make my country proud,
                      My muscles towned from pencil lifting.
                      With sentences, I'll win the race!
                      The words from God's own gifting.

                      "THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM NANTUCKET..."

                      • 1 vote
                      #3.1 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 10:18 AM EDT

                      Real poetry rhymes!

                      Haiku is not poetry, it's just math with words. Anyone can do it. 5, 7 and 5. Easy!

                        #3.2 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 11:51 AM EDT

                        Poetry need NOT rhyme.

                        • 1 vote
                        #3.3 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 12:24 PM EDT

                        Yes, poetry DO need to rhyme!

                        If it don't rhyme it's just words.

                        Edgar Allan Poe,

                        was a Poet who could rhyme,

                        and he was so good

                        he rhymed all the time!

                        And besides, POEtry was named after him.

                        THE RAVEN, by E.A. Poe

                        Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
                        Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore--
                        While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
                        As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
                        "'Tis some visiter," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door--
                        Only this and nothing more."

                        Now THAT is POEtry! And it rhymes. Unlike this...

                        Another Road Home, BY Scott Cairns

                        After Stevens

                        It was when he said expansively There is
                        no such thing as the truth that his thick thumbs
                        thickened and his lips, purple as grapes,
                        further purpled. When I also spun such
                        spinning facilities as these, my own
                        vines ripened with what I hoped might prove

                        more promising fruit. Yios mou, set the large
                        man's handsome books aside and sit with me
                        on the airy balcony beside our kind
                        and loving Father Iakovos. Truth may
                        prove to be no such a thing as matter
                        for our mulling; still, this evening spread out

                        before our mountain, above our mountain tea
                        suggests in its late, cypress-scented air
                        a pressing density, a wine-like, whelming
                        cup, ksinómavro—deep and dark, substantial.
                        And the road? Meandering, manifestly
                        inconclusive, and for that reason not
                        so likely to ferment blithe disregard.

                        Now that is crap. It doesn't rhyme at all, and what's more, it doesn't make any sense! And I know Scott personally!!!

                        p.s. I also know POEtry is not named after Edgar Allan Poe. That was just a joke. Get it? Funny stuff. Lighten up okay? But, the fact remains that MOST poetry that doesn't rhyme really is crap.

                          #3.4 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 12:47 PM EDT

                          Bruce -

                          "'Tis an inquistor," I muttered, "knocking down my chamber door--
                          Mario and nothing more."

                            #3.5 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 8:49 PM EDT

                            Did you really mean "inquisitor" rather than "inquistor" ?

                              #3.6 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 9:47 PM EDT

                              Finger on right hand slipped on the keyboard.

                                #3.7 - Fri Aug 3, 2012 8:55 AM EDT

                                Poetry doesn't need to rhyme, it needs to flow. Just like it doesn't need to have a rigid meter, but has to have some kind of rhythm. I have read great poems that rhyme, and awful poems that rhyme, I have read great poems that don't and I have read great peoms that don't. Admittedly, almost all of my rhyming poetry comes out while about one-third to two-thirds of the non-rhyming poetry works, but I also write a much greater quantity of non-rhyming poetey.

                                  #3.8 - Fri Aug 3, 2012 4:52 PM EDT

                                  One popular interpretation of Poe's "The Raven" is that the raven is a symbol of the narrator's growing insanity. I hope this isn't a Freudian slip, Mario.

                                    #3.9 - Fri Aug 3, 2012 5:36 PM EDT

                                    Bruce -

                                    Your poetry, you sent it:

                                    Everybody's doin' it

                                    doin' it

                                    doin' it

                                    Pickin' their nose and

                                    chewin' it

                                    chewin' it!

                                    How's that for poetry?

                                    VERY, VERY BAD.

                                      #3.10 - Fri Aug 3, 2012 11:26 PM EDT
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                                      Real art takes time and to me no matter what it takes talent and it isn't always phyical work but it is mental and to me that is even harder but that is the way I feel.

                                      • 1 vote
                                      Reply#4 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 9:00 AM EDT

                                      but it is mental

                                      Well said.

                                      • 2 votes
                                      #4.1 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 12:01 PM EDT

                                      but it is mental

                                      So is a psychosis!

                                        #4.2 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 12:53 PM EDT
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                                        I heard some news on the radio this morning that was bittersweet. I did not know that medal winners also received a cash prize. For gold, I believe it was $25,000, silver-$15,000 and bronze-$10,000 (I may be off on those amounts, but you get the idea). I thought this was great. Now comes the bitter part. Not only are U.S. medal winners expected to pay a 35% income tax on their winnings, PLUS they pay that tax on the value of the medal. They mentioned the gold medal, which is actually silver, plated in gold is worth about $650.00

                                        When I think of the hard work and money spent on the training, at their own cost, to represent this country in the Olympics, I find this tax appalling.

                                        • 2 votes
                                        Reply#5 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 9:13 AM EDT

                                        I don't see why some people are so appalled at paying taxes on their earnings. I pay my taxes without complaining. You can pay yours with whining and moaning if you want. Tax rates are at historic lows, and I don't remember people complaining this much in earlier eras, but I guess people were less selfish and more civic-minded back then. But go on and be appalled that people have to pay taxes to live in such a great country.

                                        • 1 vote
                                        #5.1 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 11:59 AM EDT

                                        You're right to be appalled, Fricsaid. Thank you for this info.

                                        And yet the ultra "rich" pay less than 15% tax -- on simply making $. It IS appalling.

                                        Mitt was right about culture being important. Why not promote it in the USA? I KNOW promoting the arts could not be anything BUT positive and constructive to our society. *sigh*

                                        • 2 votes
                                        #5.2 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 12:29 PM EDT

                                        And speaking of Mitt, since you brought him up in this topic...

                                        Here is a POEM I wrote, using the theme song to Gilligan's Isle as my meter...


                                        • MITTigans Smile!

                                        (to the tune of Gilligan's Isle, written by Bruce-1628250)

                                        • Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
                                        • A tale of a fateful trip
                                        • That started from the U S A
                                        • With a guy who's name is Mitt.
                                        • Ol' Mitt was-a mighty silly man,
                                        • Both pompous and cocksure.
                                        • In England on his very-first-day
                                        • He proved he was a boor.
                                        • When he was asked a question,
                                        • of the Brits Olympiad,
                                        • He couldn't keep his mouth shut
                                        • So he said that they'd done bad.
                                        • Mitt ran aground on the shore of this greatest British isle
                                        • With goofy gaffes
                                        • and slip-ups too,
                                        • The millionaire and his wife,
                                        • were walking back
                                        • his dumb remarks,
                                        • All with his plastic fake smile!

                                        What do you think?

                                        GOLD - SILVER - BRONZE

                                        • 2 votes
                                        #5.3 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 12:56 PM EDT

                                        Obama says they didnt win those medals.

                                        • 1 vote
                                        #5.4 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 1:52 PM EDT

                                        Now now peanut, let's be HONEST here!

                                        It wasn't President Obama who said the Olympians didn't win those medals by themselves. It was Mitt Romney, and here is the PROOF!

                                        in 2002, during his speech at the Opening Ceremonies at the Winter Olympics -- the games in which Romney was lauded for turning around the management -- Romney made a similar argument [as the Obama "You didn't build this" comment] about Olympians.

                                        "You Olympians, however, know you didn't get here solely on your own power,” said Romney, who on Friday will attend the Opening Ceremonies of this year’s Summer Olympics. “For most of you, loving parents, sisters or brothers, encouraged your hopes, coaches guided, communities built venues in order to organize competitions. All Olympians stand on the shoulders of those who lifted them. We’ve already cheered the Olympians, let’s also cheer the parents, coaches, and communities. All right! [pumps fist].

                                        Now don't YOU feel SILLY peanut?


                                          #5.5 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 2:09 PM EDT

                                          Mitt appropriately qualified it with "solely." Mitt as adding credit. Obama was taking it away. Big difference.

                                            #5.6 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 2:35 PM EDT
                                            • Quibbler!
                                              #5.7 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 3:29 PM EDT

                                              Excellent poem Bruce. Go for the gold!

                                                #5.8 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 8:16 PM EDT

                                                I would say a tax on the value of the medal is definitely going too far! As for the other prize funds, they would only pay 35% on income above a certain threshold, like anyone else. I would also think a deduction for any training expenses (including travel) would be appropriate.

                                                  #5.9 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 8:18 PM EDT

                                                  Bruce -

                                                  You are a very poor song thief.

                                                  Filk thyself, not others.

                                                    #5.10 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 9:26 PM EDT

                                                    Thanks RevSpinnaker!

                                                    Mario, I stole nothing! Go filk yourself if you can't accept the truth.

                                                    Rev.. sorry for the harsh language! Forgive me.

                                                      #5.11 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 9:49 PM EDT
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                                                      This is a joke right ??

                                                      • 1 vote
                                                      Reply#6 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 9:14 AM EDT

                                                      I sure hope that thisi a JOKE. The orginal olymics contenters would probably give it a great laugh.LOL

                                                        #6.1 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 9:24 AM EDT

                                                        No joke. Think outside the box. It could be the "missing link" we so desperately need in the USA right here right now.

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                                                        #6.2 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 12:33 PM EDT

                                                        No, but "Joke Telling" could be the next event. All countries are allowed to enter one chicken, the winner being the one who crosses the road first.

                                                          #6.3 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 1:39 PM EDT

                                                          Eight badminton players walk into a bar...... ;)

                                                          • 1 vote
                                                          #6.4 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 1:54 PM EDT

                                                          peanut, that joke might be better if it went:

                                                          • Eight gymnasts walked into a bar!
                                                          • Four of them got back up!
                                                            #6.5 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 2:29 PM EDT
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                                                            Cut the crap and go back to your mint tea and the dictionary and look up the definition of sport. First Dodge ball and now the Olympics.

                                                              Reply#7 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 9:39 AM EDT

                                                              Why don't youse go back to the Boogie Down Bronx already, So. Bx Johnnyboy, and f'get about it!

                                                              • 1 vote
                                                              #7.1 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 2:34 PM EDT
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                                                              Well, they have horses and PING PONG so why not poetry and painting? If it's barely a sport, it's in the Olympics.

                                                              • 1 vote
                                                              Reply#8 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 10:10 AM EDT

                                                              The arts are FAR to SUBJECTIVE to be judged this way. Yes, there are subjective judgements in sports but they are always combined with some quantitative physical skill (hitting a landing, length, time etc etc)

                                                                #8.1 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 11:04 AM EDT

                                                                As much as I love the arts and believe they can be used in competition (I compete in public speaking myself) you are one hundred percent correct about the subjectivity of judging any sort of artistic effort.

                                                                  #8.2 - Fri Aug 3, 2012 4:56 PM EDT
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                                                                  Artistic competition and prizes is fine, but not in the Olympic venue.

                                                                    Reply#9 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 10:47 AM EDT

                                                                    I can see it now "full contact painting".

                                                                    • 2 votes
                                                                    #9.1 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 12:03 PM EDT

                                                                    How about "Synchronized Rhyming"?

                                                                      #9.2 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 1:08 PM EDT

                                                                      That's called rap. The "C" is silent.

                                                                        #9.3 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 1:55 PM EDT

                                                                        peanut I AGREE with you on Rap. Rap is NOT poetry. 3/4ths of the word CRAP is made up of RAP!

                                                                        RAP is CRAP!

                                                                          #9.4 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 2:12 PM EDT

                                                                          Synchronized Rhyming is better known as Harmony.

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                                                                          #9.5 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 5:38 PM EDT

                                                                          If it is in the Olympic venue, the medals should be separate (different design) than the athletic medals, and not included in the same medal totals.

                                                                            #9.6 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 8:21 PM EDT

                                                                            Eric -

                                                                            The arts should be in a separate venue, NOT the Olymics.

                                                                              #9.7 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 8:34 PM EDT

                                                                              Mario, now I know you don't know what the hell you are talking about, because rhyming, synchronized or otherwise, and harmony are not at all the same. You failed at trying to make yourself look intelligent! Epic Fail! Sorry old chum!

                                                                                #9.8 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 9:51 PM EDT
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                                                                                I think poetry would be awesome, besides whats wrong with having people compete with their brains? Besides they have dancing horses in the olympics.

                                                                                • 1 vote
                                                                                Reply#10 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 11:13 AM EDT

                                                                                Morlack, is that some kind of sideways crack about Ann Romney's $77,000 tax deduction, Rafalco?

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                                                                                #10.1 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 11:48 AM EDT
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                                                                                How about this New Romney Campaign Song.


                                                                                • Romney-cide isn't for US
                                                                                • (To the M*A*S*H Theme, Suicide Is Painless, written by Bruce-1628250)
                                                                                • Through fog of politics I see
                                                                                • visions of Mitt Rah-Om-Nee
                                                                                • with Mitt's campaigning history
                                                                                • He flip-flops like fish in the sea…
                                                                                • [REFRAIN]
                                                                                • Romney is so feckless
                                                                                • His campaigning so reckless
                                                                                • He's not the guy
                                                                                • for OUR prez - uh - den - see!
                                                                                • The campaign game is hard to play
                                                                                • He's gonna lose it anyway
                                                                                • The losing votes will dash away
                                                                                • All his hopes Election Day.
                                                                                • [REFRAIN]
                                                                                • Romney is so feckless
                                                                                • His campaigning so reckless
                                                                                • He's not the guy
                                                                                • for OUR prez - uh - den - see!
                                                                                • The only way he'd win is cheat
                                                                                • But that won't work because he's beat
                                                                                • Obama's making him DEAD MEAT
                                                                                • Mitt might as well just take a seat.
                                                                                • [REFRAIN]
                                                                                • Romney is so feckless
                                                                                • His campaigning so reckless
                                                                                • He's not the guy
                                                                                • for OUR prez - uh - den - see!
                                                                                • The sword of TRUTH will pierce his heart
                                                                                • Tho' he won't notice at the start
                                                                                • It may cause Mitt to think he'll fart
                                                                                • But he'll end with a GREAT BIG SHART!
                                                                                • [REFRAIN]
                                                                                • Romney is so feckless
                                                                                • His campaigning so reckless
                                                                                • He's not the guy
                                                                                • for OUR prez - uh - den - see!
                                                                                • A smart man once did ask of me
                                                                                • to answer questions honestly
                                                                                • "Is Mitt to be or not to be?"
                                                                                • so I replied 'You're kidding me!'
                                                                                • [REFRAIN]
                                                                                • Romney is so feckless
                                                                                • His campaigning so reckless
                                                                                • He's not the guy
                                                                                • for OUR prez - uh - den - see!
                                                                                • 'Cause Romney is so aimless
                                                                                • Pretending that he's blameless
                                                                                • so Vote OBAMA BIDEN if you please.
                                                                                • …yes Vote OBAMA BIDEN if you please!

                                                                                Gold - Silver - Bronze? You be the judge!

                                                                                • 1 vote
                                                                                Reply#11 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 11:34 AM EDT

                                                                                Bruce -

                                                                                This is still not a prize winner.

                                                                                Steal better stuff.

                                                                                eg: "Yo Mama" rhymes with: ".........."

                                                                                  #11.1 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 5:40 PM EDT

                                                                                  Mario, I wrote this stuff, myself. I don't need to steal other peoples parody songs. I have talent of my own to share and spare. Sorry if that make you jealous.

                                                                                    #11.2 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 9:38 PM EDT
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                                                                                    I can see there is no news today.

                                                                                      Reply#12 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 11:40 AM EDT

                                                                                      So, go back to the Boogie Down Bronx already, and f'get about it!

                                                                                        #12.1 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 1:26 PM EDT

                                                                                        .

                                                                                          #12.2 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 1:35 PM EDT

                                                                                          Lost Poet, your WORDS got lost!

                                                                                          • DOT!
                                                                                            #12.3 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 2:16 PM EDT

                                                                                            No news, no coment.

                                                                                              #12.4 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 2:40 PM EDT
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                                                                                              Here's a radical proposal. Not only would I not award medals for artistic anything, I think the Olympics needs to eliminate all events where artistic interpretation is involved in the scoring. That blows away figure skating, gymnastics, diving, several others, etc. The reason is simple.

                                                                                              In archery you can measure to the mm. just where the arrow hit. The style and form of the athlete is irrelevant. Ditto skeet shooting. How many did you hit? Period. End of inquiry.

                                                                                              Track comes out fine because the fastest person, the highest jumper and the longest thrower would win. . If Bowling ever becomes an Olympic event it would pass the "Bob" test. Nobody cares who the athlete bowled 299. He or she simply did. My proposal also gets rid of uber nationalism in the judging of "artistic" tyoe events, which used to be more rampant when there were Soviet block nations. It is best when there is a clear winner, even if by 1/100th of a second in some events. The American shooter blasted what, 99 out of 100 targets? The Korean blind archer was unbelievable. There are many similar examples you can name. What's your favorite get rid of an artistic sport candidate?

                                                                                                Reply#13 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 1:52 PM EDT

                                                                                                The commentators.

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                                                                                                #13.1 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 1:58 PM EDT
                                                                                                • Trampoline!
                                                                                                  #13.2 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 2:20 PM EDT

                                                                                                  Did anybody seen any coverage of the rings? I saw it in the background. Wazz up?

                                                                                                    #13.3 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 2:37 PM EDT

                                                                                                    That would be unfair to the many great athletes involved in sports like figure skating and gymnastics, which are also among the more popular events.

                                                                                                      #13.4 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 8:24 PM EDT
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                                                                                                      People nowadays are as dumb as a fence post, and therefore, as poetically insensate as a rock. What point would there be in reciting world-class poetry to a bunch of animals?

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                                                                                                      Reply#14 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 2:18 PM EDT

                                                                                                      Shandril, I was just joking with you below, so don't take offense okay?

                                                                                                      But seriously, do go up to comment #3.4 and read my friend Scott's poem, and tell me that isn't crap. Okay?

                                                                                                        #14.1 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 2:31 PM EDT

                                                                                                        Shandril, you are absolutely right. American schools trash the arts and people get most of their culture from tabloid Hollywood. Even the movies are set up as a winner-loser competition. The question is not which film is best, but which banks the most at the box office.

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                                                                                                        #14.2 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 8:30 PM EDT

                                                                                                        Ms. Shandril -

                                                                                                        If you did, Mr. Bruce could learn something useful.

                                                                                                        Please try.

                                                                                                          #14.3 - Fri Aug 3, 2012 11:33 PM EDT
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                                                                                                          And the representative from the Planet Arrogance has been heard.

                                                                                                          Thank you!

                                                                                                          All bow down to the Great and Magnificent shrill Shandril!


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                                                                                                          Reply#15 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 2:19 PM EDT

                                                                                                          Dr. Seus says:

                                                                                                          • I do not like this Romney guy,
                                                                                                          • I do not like his look so sly.
                                                                                                          • I do not like Bain Capital crooks,
                                                                                                          • or how they like to cook the books.
                                                                                                          • I do not like when Romney steals,
                                                                                                          • I do not like his Vulture deals.
                                                                                                          • I do not like his secrecy
                                                                                                          • His tax returns no one can see,
                                                                                                          • I do not like his smug replies,
                                                                                                          • when we point out his stupid lies.
                                                                                                          • I do not like this big dumb dope.
                                                                                                          • I don't like Romney — nope, nope, nope!

                                                                                                          (p.s. Some people think that Dr. Seus passed away in 1991, but that's not really true. Like Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, and herpes, Dr. Seus shall live on forever and keep writing great verse like the one above. Actually, this was written by Bruce-1628250 while channelling Dr. Seus.)

                                                                                                            Reply#16 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 3:31 PM EDT

                                                                                                            I am not a supporter of Mitt Romney myself, but you could probably cut back just a little on the semi-poetic bashing, particularly since this isn't a political article.

                                                                                                              #16.1 - Fri Aug 3, 2012 4:59 PM EDT
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                                                                                                              Poor Old Mitt Romney

                                                                                                              A political parody of The Beatles song: Eleanor Rigby,

                                                                                                              written by Bruce-1628250

                                                                                                              • My, look at all the phony people
                                                                                                              • Ah, look at all the phony people
                                                                                                              • Poor old Mitt Romney, tries to look nice
                                                                                                              • for the cameras whenever he's seen
                                                                                                              • Lives in a dream
                                                                                                              • Waits in the limo, wearing the face
                                                                                                              • that he keeps in a box on the floor
                                                                                                              • Who is it for?
                                                                                                              • All the phony people
                                                                                                              • Where do they all come from?
                                                                                                              • All the phony people
                                                                                                              • Where do they all belong?
                                                                                                              • Republican writers, writing the Romney
                                                                                                              • inaugural no one will hear
                                                                                                              • That much is clear.
                                                                                                              • Look at him flipping, flopping and flipping
                                                                                                              • like fish jumping up in the air
                                                                                                              • What does he care?
                                                                                                              • All the phony people
                                                                                                              • Where do they all come from?
                                                                                                              • All the phony people
                                                                                                              • Where do they all belong?
                                                                                                              • My, look at all the phony people
                                                                                                              • Yes, look at all the phony people
                                                                                                              • Poor old Mitt Romney, lost the election
                                                                                                              • And didn't know quite what to say
                                                                                                              • He had a bad day
                                                                                                              • Republican Leaders, washing their hands
                                                                                                              • of poor Willard and turning their backs
                                                                                                              • Political hacks!
                                                                                                              • And there's those phony people
                                                                                                              • Where do they all come from?
                                                                                                              • Now they're lonely people
                                                                                                              • Where do they all belong?
                                                                                                              • OBAMA and BIDEN for The People!
                                                                                                              • OBAMA and BIDEN for The People!
                                                                                                                Reply#17 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 6:17 PM EDT

                                                                                                                Bruce -

                                                                                                                You continue to steal from poor poets, and filk them badly.

                                                                                                                Rhyme and scansion are limp.

                                                                                                                  #17.1 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 9:11 PM EDT

                                                                                                                  Mario, I do not steal anyone else's material. Like Weird Al Yankovic, I do parody other songs, which is all perfectly legal and acceptable. So, are you saying John Lennon and Paul McCartney were poor poets? If so, there are literally millions of people around the world who would say you are jealous and full of schMITT!

                                                                                                                  p.s. I'll bet you're really a Romney fan and that's why you have a problem with my songs. Go ahead, you can admit it.

                                                                                                                    #17.2 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 9:41 PM EDT

                                                                                                                    Bruce -

                                                                                                                    Simply, you are a poor poet and song writer.

                                                                                                                    Your only message is insulting others.

                                                                                                                      #17.3 - Fri Aug 3, 2012 8:59 AM EDT
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                                                                                                                      Bruce:

                                                                                                                      You're a poet,

                                                                                                                      and you don't even know it.

                                                                                                                      But your feet show it,

                                                                                                                      because they're Longfellows.

                                                                                                                        Reply#18 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 8:35 PM EDT

                                                                                                                        Size eight and a half narrow. They only look long.

                                                                                                                          #18.1 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 9:42 PM EDT
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                                                                                                                          • P.S. Mario69 is a Putz! And by that I mean a schmeckel of a Putz!
                                                                                                                            Reply#19 - Thu Aug 2, 2012 9:53 PM EDT

                                                                                                                            Romney-crat Concession Song

                                                                                                                            (A political parody song written by Bruce-1628250, based on Elton John's song: Honky Cat)

                                                                                                                            • When I look back, boy I was a fool!
                                                                                                                            • Letting those Republicans use me as a tool.
                                                                                                                            • Knowing from the start - I didn't stand a chance
                                                                                                                            • Now I'm - all alone, like I piddled in my pants.
                                                                                                                            • [Chorus]
                                                                                                                            • I said get back Democrat
                                                                                                                            • O-bama you beat me good!
                                                                                                                            • Well I - quit those days and my flipflop ways
                                                                                                                            • And, Ohhhhh! the change is gonna do me good!
                                                                                                                            • You better, get back Democrat
                                                                                                                            • Living in the White House isn't where it's at
                                                                                                                            • It's like trying to find votes in my home state
                                                                                                                            • It's like, being a homeless guy laying on a grate.
                                                                                                                            • I read magazines, and I even read a book
                                                                                                                            • So Katie Couric wouldn't give me that gotcha look!
                                                                                                                            • But the folks back home, well, they said I was a Goof
                                                                                                                            • They said: oh leave Mitt alone he's a Wif-N-Poof!
                                                                                                                            • [Chorus]
                                                                                                                            • I said get back Democrat
                                                                                                                            • O-bama you beat me good!
                                                                                                                            • Well I quit those days and my flipflop ways
                                                                                                                            • And, Ohhhhh! the change is gonna do me good!
                                                                                                                            • [Chorus]
                                                                                                                            • I said get back Democrat
                                                                                                                            • O-bama you beat me good!
                                                                                                                            • Well I quit those days and my flipflop ways
                                                                                                                            • And, Ohhhhh! the change is gonna do me good!
                                                                                                                            • Now I'm out of politics, trying to find my place
                                                                                                                            • Guess I'll take my dancing horse and put him in a race!
                                                                                                                            • Can I hide from the public, when my heart says no
                                                                                                                            • How can I hide with the size of my ego.
                                                                                                                            • You better get back Democrat
                                                                                                                            • I still wanna to be where Obama's at!
                                                                                                                            • Even if it takes making the Big Fippee
                                                                                                                            • And it ain't no biggie if I flip from "R" to "D"
                                                                                                                            • You better get back Democrat
                                                                                                                            • Living here in Utah isn't where it's at
                                                                                                                            • A house with no elevator for Ann's Cadillacs
                                                                                                                            • Just as tough as getting' votes from browns and blacks!
                                                                                                                            • Get back Democrat, get back Democrat, get back...
                                                                                                                              Reply#20 - Fri Aug 3, 2012 12:52 AM EDT

                                                                                                                              Bruce -- Funny stuff, but I don't see a Nobel Prize in your future. Poetry that doesn't rhyme is referred to as free verse -- kind of like Robert Frost, or Nobel Prize winner William Butler Yeats. Also, nice move, humiliating your "friend" Scott by posting his poem as an example of bad poetry.

                                                                                                                                Reply#23 - Fri Aug 3, 2012 7:14 AM EDT

                                                                                                                                shilodance, Thanks for the feedback. Much appreciated. I wish this were a hotter topic, because it is a fun one.

                                                                                                                                As regards my friend Scott Cairns, I haven't seen him in years and years and years, because he is off actually making big money with his "poetry!" No kidding! He makes money on that stuff. He's published several books of it. I still think it's crap, but I'm not paying him for it so what do I care.

                                                                                                                                You take care now, y'hear!

                                                                                                                                  #23.1 - Fri Aug 3, 2012 4:47 PM EDT

                                                                                                                                  Bruce -

                                                                                                                                  Find something other than insults to communicate on Newsvine.

                                                                                                                                  Your content is empty.

                                                                                                                                    #23.2 - Fri Aug 3, 2012 11:36 PM EDT
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                                                                                                                                    If they have an event for spanking the monkey, i am so there, lmao

                                                                                                                                      Reply#24 - Sat Aug 4, 2012 12:51 AM EDT

                                                                                                                                      I have always wondered why they do not have roller skaters in the Olympics!! Our son Graham was a champion just by doing it for fun, but he could have definitely been in the Olympics if it was possible when he was younger. He could do many tricks that were unbelievable! Our younger daughter, Nici, also was very good at it! I believe that the officials should make this possible, because it is definitely a sport and there are some who are really excellent at it! What can be done to request this to be in the Olympics? It is one of the most beautiful and entertaining sports of all. At our city, where our Son would always go on the weekends to skate, there were many people who would come to the rink, just to watch........him.......skate!! Genie

                                                                                                                                        Reply#25 - Thu Aug 9, 2012 4:15 PM EDT
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