Two rakish young men with ponytails order drinks at a bar.
“What'll it be?” asks the barman in Hebrew. He, too, is thin, with shoulder-length gray hair. One of the two men leans forward and says, “Make it two chasers – freedom and democracy – please!'
They all laugh heartily.
Thus begins a paid political ad for the Pirate Party, one of a range of fringe parties competing for votes in Israel's parliamentary elections, to be held Tuesday.
If you've ever been tempted, as I have, to write-in “Mickey Mouse” on your ballot, you'll understand why I jumped at the chance to meet up with the people ordering – and purporting to serve – shots of freedom and democracy. They could be found at a Pirate Party media event at the heart of Jerusalem.
I expected to see semi-stoned, loony twenty-somethings wielding cutlasses and sporting 18th-century tricorne hats, playing “Walking the Plank.” Instead, it felt more like a family get-together in a country cottage. I spied no pirates but did see Israeli parents who had brought their kids to play on an open patio.
A middle-aged man greeted me in a stone-walled alcove turned into a quaint art gallery. Roni Jacobowitz, an academic from Berlin now living in Israel, smiled when I asked if he was a pirate. “Indeed,” he replied. “In Germany we've had a Pirate Party for some time, so I've come to help get it started here in Israel.”
Jacobowitz explained that there are currently about 40 Pirate Parties around the world. Germany has at least 30,000 members. In fact, he said, several German state parliaments have Pirate party members. So does the Czech Republic. A mayor in Finland is a Pirate. The Tunisian Culture Minister is a Pirate.
So what is a pirate?
As if on cue, the young man in the television ad entered the room. He wore a pirate hat and a cutlass stenciled onto his T-shirt like a dress tie.
“Hey, I'm Noam, how's it goin'?” he asked in a perfect American accent. “I'm sorry there's not much of a turnout tonight. The other two party leaders are being interviewed on Israeli TV, so most of the press is following them. Here, we can stream it on the internet.'
A documentary producer, Noam Kuzar (he prefers the spelling Kuzarrr) is 31 and was born and raised in Jerusalem. His mother is American, thus the accent. As I watched Noam navigate effortlessly on his laptop through live and taped TV ads, appearances, and tutorials about his party, I looked around and noticed that other Pirate Party members were doing the same.
“Do you have to be a computer nerd to be a Pirate?” I asked, still unclear about the Pirate Party’s platform. “It helps,” Kuzar said.
“Well I'm no computer nerd!” Roni Jacobowitz interjected. “I'd say to be a Pirate, you have to be an artist, or a writer, a free-thinker.”
“Or a nerd!” Kuzar fired back. “In a sentence: Human beings are here for a limited amount of time and should be free as much as we can – we have the technology, we have the means, we have the infrastructure. So why not?”
In Israel, fringe parties are, taken as a whole, politically significant. Many Israeli voters are tired of back-door coalitions between mainstream parties, so they've turned increasingly to minority parties such as the Pirates – not just out of protest, but because, behind the humor and disguise, they promote popular policies. Although no fringe party has yet received the two percent needed to win a seat in the Knesset (Israeli Parliament), the latest polls indicate that as many as eight percent of voters will vote for a fringe party this year. That means fewer seats for established parties.
The Pirate Party grew out of the digital revolution. “Think of us as a political Wikipedia,” Kuzar said. “We share a digital culture. The paradigm is no longer the kibbutz in Israel. It's YouTube.”
They called themselves 'pirates' to spoof one of their main “planks” – that information should be free and shared by all. When pressed, they do believe in paying for creative work online, but only if that money goes to the artist and not middlemen.
Kuzar was most passionate about the inalienable right to surf the internet. “When we are elected there will be free high speed Internet for everyone, with equal uploading and downloading speed, so that the internet can be a means of expression,” he said.
If the party had its way, the Knesset would be a hall of computer servers handling discussions, filibusters and votes. No lobbyists. No horse-trading. The Pirates call it “liquid feedback” – transparent, grass-roots democracy. “The Internet is a powerful tool,” Kuzar said. “You can meet people one on one, or you can have hundreds of thousands talking to each other simultaneously about a certain issue and make decisions and follow up on them afterwards.”
So what is the Pirate Party's position on Iran's nuclear program?
Without missing a beat, Kuzar replied: “We will sit down and talk to anyone who has the Internet. There isn't a Pirate Party in Iran yet but once there is we'll contact them.”
And what about Israeli-Palestinian peace talks?
“Same thing – we have neighbors and we need to find creative solutions to our problems. Just being on the Internet will not suddenly bring peace. But if people fight over the internet rather than over tanks and buses and explosions, that's good enough for now.”
I was beginning to like these Pirates. Before leaving, I turned to Kuzar and asked how he thought the Pirates would fare on Election Day.
“We've got 300 registered members,” he said. “We should get at least that.”
Jim Maceda is an NBC News foreign correspondent based in London, currently on assignment in Tel Aviv.
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The Pirate Party beats the hell out of most Israeli parties, which isn't saying much. They don't support roughing up Palestinians, or imposing crazy religious laws; right there it's a big step forward.
Their "crazy religious laws" - like pork - did not bother us at all. With the exception of Jerusalem, the rest of the country is quite secular, specially Haifa, Tel Aviv and Eilat. But in Saudi Arabia, where we were walking on eggshell every minute of the day, now THAT is "imposing crazy religious laws"
So, is this one the 'real' pirate party, or the other one trading on the name built up elsewhere in the world (Germany, Sweden, etc)
In reality, it's the 'other' one. Sorry, y'all got trolled.
Hey floberticus, both pirate parties in Israel are real Pirate Parties. They both are supportive of Pirate Politics, and are recognized by other parties worldwide.
GO PIRATES! ............. a new "Antithesis in Israel ..........
We need a Pirate Party here ... I think they could be a force to be reckoned with in 10 to 20 ...
One would think they'd find some success in Pittsburgh!
Aarrgh... sign me up, matey...
One day we will see the genius in these ideals....Just a matter of time
I would love to be a Pirate....but why does it only come in shots? I want whole bottles! :)
Free hi speed internet for everyone? Who pays for that? You think all those switches and routers are bounty bestowed freely by Cisco? All that fiber and copper was just donated out of the goodness that AT&T and World Com and British Telecom, etc. all truly hold in their corporate hearts? When you put you jammies on and brush your little teeth tonight and flush that toilet remember this - Some adult somewhere PAID GOOD MONEY to provide those facilities from your comfy pillow to the pavement your bus travels to take you on your journey to the waste treatment plant that makes all the dreck "green" again... Not one damned bit of it is free and the thousands of geniuses that created the conveniences in your little utopian world deserve to be PAID for their efforts. Mommy might buy it for you but there isn't one little bit of it that's free. Pirates indeed, sound more like the Peter Pan Party.
Good one William. Yes that is what I remember from this article. Even though I liked the fed-up-with-the -usual -politics of these guys, the free Internet concept is BS. Nothing is free, not the Internet and not even Freedom. Maybe they should call it Subsidized high speed Internet.
Maybe shovel-ready working crews are going to dig more trenches to bury fiber optic cable. After all they don't need bread and water, they work for free. Actually Kuzar is going to be their star digger. Sorry Kuzar, less surfin' and more diggin'!
And someone receives good money too when you buy region-locked DVDs which you're supposed to buy again when you move. Someone also receives good money when you purchase DRM-protected ebooks or emusic which you technically don't own nor can resell (or lend or borrow even among family members without it becoming a major hassle).
Oh and wouldn't it be nice if those who received that money were the authors? But nope, many companies like iTunes are being sued for failing to do just that. If I buy a std electrical appliance, and it fried half of my house when I plug it in, there'd be a consumer uproar. Yet somehow the software industry gets away with such practices.
Greedy unsustainable corporate practices generate a backlash? What a surprise!
In the meantime you're enjoying free broadcasting tv, paved roads, Interstates, rest-areas, national parks and free toilets are taken for granted in most public places in the US. So is the access to free (or very cheap) drinking water. Yes, obviously they are subsidized, but how often do you think about it when you use a drinking fountain or stop at a red-light? Not to mention all emergency services. Or do you actually disagree with paved-roads, firefighters, street-signs and the very concept of national policy re; essential infrastructure?
So before getting all condescending, think for a minute next time you "brush your little teeth".
Unless what you're objecting to is that a bunch of ppl bother to develop and distribute free open source software which is often much superior to its over-priced equivalent, instead of accumulating personal wealth?
Didn't you read the article? The pirate party is wholly democratic. So if the pirate party were democratically elected, it would make a democratic proposal for collective internet infrastructure support. So the "pirates" and the people who elect them would pay for the it. You know, like how some countries propose other infrastructure proposals like roads and bridges. Think to yourself: I pay taxes, and I get to drive on highways for "free", its like that, but with the internet. Really not complicated.
Interesting idea but the hawkish bloodthirsty murders, netancrazyahoo and company (orthodox religious fanatics) will never allow it. They would probably take that kind of opposition and it with any means possible, and I mean any...
I think you are talking about Iran. Your description fits the bill perfectly.
He's talking about netancracyahoo israel.
"AARRRRRrrrrrr ...
my name is KuZARrrrrrrrrr!!"
I like these guys!
Democracy at work. They can oppose their government policies, connect on internet for whatever reason, and not be affraid of getting beheaded.